中国历史名人故事?要快！！要简短！！！

当你遇到别人有意想使你难堪时,你会大怒、失礼，还是沉着应对？请看明名故事：
安德鲁.约翰逊曾任美国总统，人们说他有着超常的性格力量和出众的才华，二者量之，我想超常的性格力量比出从的才华更是他成为总统的主要因素。他在华盛顿的就职仪式上发表演讲，人群中有个声音突然喊道：“这是个裁缝匠出身的人。” 约翰逊毫不加掩饰地大声说“某些先生们说我过去曾是个裁缝匠。这根本没有使我感到难堪；因为当我是个裁缝匠的时侯，我享有一个优秀裁缝匠的良好声誉，而且我特别胜任自己的活。我总是对我的顾客热情周到，并取得了出色的业绩。

请问有没有简短的英语故事？

Wings    The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors, aa quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered dinner. When I asked if wings would be all right, he leaned over the counter and replied, "Lady, I came in here to eat, not fly."